Error message

Image resize threshold of 10 remote images has been reached. Please use fewer remote images.

Limericks

 

There was a Young Lady of Troy

There was a Young Lady of Troy,
Whom several large flies did annoy;
Some she killed with a thump, some she drowned at the pump,
And some she took with her to Troy.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Person of Dutton

There was an Old Person of Dutton,
Whose head was as small as a button;
So to make it look big he purchased a wig,
And rapidly rushed about Dutton.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was a Young Lady of Hull

There was a Young Lady of Hull,
Who was chased by a virulent Bull;
But she seized on a spade, and called out, "Who's afraid?"
Which distracted that virulent Bull.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Man in a pew

There was an Old Man in a pew,
Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue;
But he tore it in pieces, to give to his Nieces,
That cheerful Old Man in a pew.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Man of Leghorn

There was an Old Man of Leghorn,
The smallest that ever was born;
But quickly snapt up he was once by a Puppy,
Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Person of Rheims

There was an Old Person of Rheims,
Who was troubled with horrible dreams;
So to keep him awake they fed him with cake,
Which amused that Old Person of Rheims.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Man on some rocks

There was an Old Man on some rocks,
Who shut his Wife up in a box:
When she said, "Let me out," he exclaimed, "Without doubt
You will pass all your life in that box."

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Lady whose folly

There was an Old Lady whose folly
Induced her to sit in a holly;
Whereon, by a thorn her dress being torn,
She quickly became melancholy.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Man of Dundee

There was an Old Man of Dundee,
Who frequented the top of a tree;
When disturbed by the Crows, he abruptly arose,
And exclaimed, "I'll return to Dundee!"

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 
 

There was an Old Man of Vesuvius

There was an Old Man of Vesuvius,
Who studied the works of Vitruvius;
When the flames burnt his book, to drinking he took,
That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius.

Get This on a T-SHIRT!



In association with Zazzle.com

 

Pages

Subscribe to RSS - Limericks